yoladni:

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

ibmblr:

"There are a lot of new areas to tackle in the technology space, and in the industries and types of problems we tackle. I really believe we are just scratching the surface, and I can’t wait to see what Watson will transform next."INSIDE THE INVENTIVE MINDLeanne LeBlanc Product ManagerIBM Watson Solutions

spork:

I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade 

greeklesbian:

when my parents complain about me image

theperksofunoriginality:

center—sage:

charlesoberonn:

ellisthecatmewster:

SO THIS ONE TIME IT WAS NEW YEARS EVE AND MY ASSHOLE OF A DAD WAS DRUNK AND WE MADE A BET. IF I COULD HIT HIM IN THE ASS CHEEK WITH A BLOWGUN DART THAT I WOULD GET $200. SO I AIMED IT (I WAS 12 YEARS OLD) AND I MISJUDGED THE AIM AND IT HIT HIM STRAIGHT IN THE NUTS AND MY BROTHER HANDED ME $500 WHILE MY DAD WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL VIA AMBULANCE.

Ballseye

get out

Some days, you’ll feel sad without knowing why. Like you lost something precious but forgot what it was, or you miss someone you never met.

-(via paradiche)

peace-and-awe:

in boston
my original photography- please do not remove credit

zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

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sailingonsuccess:

Hey haha maybe private conversations are private for a reason idk man haha