chinesekleptocracy:

Fall is upon us

You’re a Bitch

You’re a Bit

You’re a

You’re

You

Yo

Y

Yo

You

You’re

You’re a

You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

madeyegirl:

owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes

I need to Reblog this twice for good measure
ultralifetips:

x

theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

image

pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

senorhoudinii:

when your crush texts you first. 

thebestofallpossible:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

guarding our galaxy